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May 29, 2016

 

 


             
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Today!!! Sunday, May 29, 2016
3 PM PST/6 PM EST
No Story Writing!
We'll write again on
June 5.
 
6 PM PST/9 PM EST
No VacaChat Broadcast.
The chatroom will be open at 6:00 PM PST (9:00 PM EST; 8:00 PM CST) 
 
 
Upcoming!!! Sunday, June 5, 2016
3 PM PST/6 PM EST
Story Writing!
Join us for all the "behind-the-scenes" fun as we write the new story!
 
6 PM PST/9 PM EST
VacaChat Broadcast.
Time for more fun, frivolity, festivity, and fervent activity!


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Channel Links
 
The pop-out chat link no longer uses the old style chat. However, it is still a nice way to save on memory and be able to refresh without losing both chat and video.

The easiest way to do this is to open the pop-out chat in a browser window. Log in. (Type a period in the chat line—hit enter. This will open the login screen.) Size this chat window to equal about 1/3 of your desktop space.

Then open a new window or tab (Ctrl-T or Ctrl-N in most browsers) and use it to open the pop-out video. If you opened a new tab, you can then click on the tab and drag it to an open space on your desktop. Size it to about 2/3 of your desktop space beside the chat.

Now you have both open and can refresh one without disturbing the other. You can resize either without resizing the other.

I hope this helps.
 
 
VacaChannel
     
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/vacadude
 
Pop-Out
If you want to view the chat or video in pop-out screens, use the links below. Some find that this places less stress on their computer and/or its memory.
     
Video: http://www.ustream.tv/channel-popup/vacadude

   

Chat: http://www.ustream.tv/channel-room/3506056

    

If you use the pop-out links, it is recommended that you open two browser windows. That way, if one needs to be refreshed, the other is not affected.

 

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Our Furred, Feathered, and Scaled Babies
We will soon have a new feature on the VacaNews website. Send us pictures of you and your pets. We'll have a page featuring all our animal family members. Send them to vacachatb@gmail.com. Make sure you include your chat name and your pet's name. You can also include your real name and location if you want to.

I've only gotten photos from a few people. (The new page will be posted soon—just waiting on some graphics from TheDude.) Surely more chatters have pets that they'd like to show to the world!
 
It's ACTUALLY Happened

The 5th Anniversary International MOD Meet!!!

Click
here for photos and videos of the event.

Yes, photos have actually been posted!!!


http://www.modmeet.com/

 

Laughing Outside the Box 2015

Click on the title above to see the entire Laughing Outside the Box 2015 series.

 
VacaChat Broadcast Changes
Look here for any changes to upcoming broadcasts.
 
 On Sunday evening, September 20th, Vaca hopes to broadcast either a recording of his Skype visit with the MOD meet or a brief chat about the MOD meet.
 

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  A Note From the Dude          
  A Note from the Dude    Chatter News    Prayer
Requests 
  Vaca Blog   

 

 

     
  Hello Vriends,  
I hope everybody is safe with all this weather--hurricanes in the Carolinas, and flooding in the Lone Star state. Looks like this summer is likely going to be eventful.

Things have been pretty quiet around here, though the downtown area of Vacaville is bustling. The Fiesta Days celebrations are going on right now, so Andrews Park (about a quarter of a mile from here) is full of carnival rides and junk food--I was thinking I might head over there a little later and check it out. I've never been quite sure what the Fiesta Days is supposed to signify, but they have it every year here on Memorial Weekend.

SpaceX has done it again--a couple of days ago they deployed another satellite and landed the first stage of the rocket back on their drone/barge. I'm beginning to think they have really got that system figured out! I still love watching the space launches.

Oh, and speaking of space--a number of people have been asking me if I have been out taking pictures of Mars--since it is currently as close to Earth as it has been in over a decade. Unfortunately I have not, as my telescope is currently a work-in-progress. Even when Mars is near, it never shows up as much more than a reddish dot in my photographs. So I have not really bothered so far. Perhaps the next time it gets this close I will have a bigger telescope and a tracking system that works.

Mary and I are planning to step out in a bit and go try to pick up a couple of items for the household--to take advantage of the holiday sales. We're hoping to get a ladder and a chainsaw. We want to demolish the wooden deck in the backyard. It is barely still standing--I think the wisteria plants are the only thing holding it up at this point!

Speaking of which, I think we are about to head out. I'm hoping to convince her to go with me to the Rock Shop as well--I don't know if we'll have time for that, as they close at 4pm.

So I hope everybody has a good remainder to your holiday, and be sure to remember the fallen!
Cheers, VacaDude
     

 

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  Sharoot Sharoot's featured pictures can be found at the end of each newsletter, under Photos of the Week. She says that since they are located at the end, then "Sharoot's the Caboose!"

Today we have photos from Vegas.
 
       
  Elsalynda Elsalynda's latest column entitled Nature in the City: Wildlife Thrives in Chill Spring Winds, is available online here:

http://waltham.wickedlocal.com/article/20160513/NEWS/160518368
 
       
       
  Littleguys We received this from Littleguys:  For those of you that only know me via the internet, or have not seen me in years and years....I am the one in the turquoise blouse.  http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Residents-Donate-Artifacts-for-Cedar-Fire-Monument-314003781.html  
       
  We'd love to include more news of VacaChatters. If you have something you'd like to share (something about you or your family) or if you know of exciting news about another chatter that they're just too shy to share, please send it to us! (We won’t run it without that chatter’s permission, however.)  
       
       

 

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  Jes Jes has requested prayers. She has lost a close friend and is also facing some rather daunting medical tests and procedures. She is, of course, worried and stressed, and in need of all our prayers and healing vibes.  
       
  KSBorn KSBorn has sent us an update. She writes, "I’m still in the midst of chemo and hormone blocker every day. In 2008 I had breast cancer and it returned July 2014 same breast cancer in my lung now and 2 lymph nodes positive. I’m getting ready to have a surgery to get a port. I will probably be on chemo for life. I have numerous tests monthly.
 
Thank you so much for the prayers and please continue."
 
       
  Marilyn Crabb UPDATE:  Hi! I survived six months of chemotherapy. I'll have my breast tumor and left axillary nodes removed on Friday, Feb. 13. Radiation will be next. Please pray that the surgeon does a good job and all my cancer is removed!  
 
My screen name was/is MarilynLA on UStream.  (Marilyn from Los Angeles)
 
       
  Littleguys  UPDATE: (as of 10/25/2015)  
Amazing what an injection in the right place can accomplish! My back started really hurting over two years ago, to the point I couldn't show my horses "in hand" when I would have to walk beside them, etc, and it was painful to lean over to harness them. I was diagnosed with sciatica, meaning the hole in the vertebrae where the sciatic nerve leaves the spine to go to the left leg was filling up with arthritis.

But the doctors wouldn't fix it in 2014 because the Stage Zero Breast Cancer was more important. In 2015, cancer free, it was time to fix the back. I did get that injection for the sciatica last summer, and some relief, but that doctor told me something no other doctor had told me. Half of the pain I was experiencing as I walked, stood, etc was due to the sacroiliac joint where the spine meets the left side of the pelvis. Got a shot, well, three right in that joint Thursday and cannot believe how much better it is to walk and stand. Why couldn't they do that two years ago???  Not a magic wand, but so much better,
 
       
  Elsalynda (as of 3/27) Keep Elsalynda in your prayers. Elsa was recently in Mexico and had a great time until she was hospitalized there! Keep her in your prayers for continued good health for herself and her bird Nupi.  
       
  GentleDoe Latest update  from GentleDoe (as of 1/10).

GentleDoe gives us much more information on her situation and struggles. To read her entire post, click here.

 
       
  Shari in Memphis UPDATE!!! We heard from Shari recently. She is now on the VacaNews mailing list, so we'll be able to keep in touch with her more easily. She tells us, "Hi guys! Shari in Memphis is alive. I've been having tons of health problems, so that's tons of doc appointments! I have moved to northern Arkansas, for health reasons, and looking forward to hub moving up here in a couple of years, when he retires. It's gorgeous in the country, and I love that we were able to find a place on a stream. Lots of wild animals around! I miss you all.
Shari (no longer in Memphis) (Shari Sides on FB)"
 
   
       
       
  Thank you for your prayers and good thoughts for owl our wonderful VacaFamily members!  If you have any prayer requests, updates or news of answered prayers, please let us know. Email us with the information so it can be included in the next newsletter.  
       
       

 

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Check out VacaDude's blog! Don't forget to send VacaDude your comments to let him know how much you appreciate him, his time & his talent! (No recent updates)

 
  http://vacadude.wordpress.com/  
     
     
   
  Vaca YouTube  
  Be sure to check out the Dude's YouTube channel at
https://www.youtube.com/user/splinesmith/videos


NEW VIDEOS ADDED!!!
 

 

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  A Message From Zorro    StoryTime News   

StoryTime Archive 

  Recipe of the Week   



 

     
  Hello there, Everbuddy!  
 
It's Zorro here, and I am smelling corn dogs!! No, I don't mean I am smelling like a corn dog--I mean I can smell them now. That is because the carnival is in Vacaville! I am trying to convince the Dude to take me over there. Either that, or just give me his debit card so that I can go over there and pig-out on all the yummy junk food.

I would like to ride some rides too, but he would have to take me on those. I just about guarantee that I am shorter than all the minimum height requirements they have on those rides. Though I don't know--we went on the Ferris Wheel at the Dixon May Fair, and that was SKEEEERY! I didn't know we were going to be going up that high. I guess I am still a little afraid of heights--it probably stems back to the time McGee picked me up and we flew waaaay up into the sky. I don't have particularly fond memories of that night...

Well, I hope you have a great weekend, and get to have some yummy BBQ'd foods! See you next weekend at the StoryTime!
 
  Yours Most Whiskerly,
Zorro
 
     

 

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  Next StoryTime Sunday, June 5
3:00 PM PST/6:00 PM EST
 
       
Title TBA
       
Invitation We REALLY need story writers! Please consider dropping in and checking out the fun we have writing the stories. Honestly, it's not at all difficult to join in and you'll surely be glad you did.
   
       
       

 

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If anyone wants to request a recipe or a recipe category, just email me.

 

 

Cheesy Cauliflower Casserole

 
     
  Ingredients:    
 

1 large head cauliflower, cut into florets

1 cup whole milk

1 egg

2 tablespoons flour

2 teaspoons salt

½ teaspoon fresh ground black pepper

1½ cups shredded mozzarella cheese

2 tablespoons grated parmesan

1 tablespoon minced parsley, optional

 


 
       
  Directions:    
 

Fill a large pot with water, place over heat, and bring to a boil. Boil the cauliflower florets for 5 minutes, until they have slightly softened. In the meantime, preheat your oven to 350°F.

 

In a medium bowl, add the milk and the egg, and whisk. Add the flour, salt, black pepper and 1 cup of mozzarella to the mixture and continue whisking.  Finally, stir in all the cauliflower.

 

Pour the whole mixture into a 7x11" casserole dish and top it off with the remaining mozzarella. Place the dish on a rack placed in the upper half of the oven. Cook for 25 minutes, until the top is golden brown and bubbling.

 

Remove from the oven and sprinkle with parmesan and parsley before serving.

 
     
 

Velvet Pork Chops

 
  Ingredients:    

4 boneless pork chops
Salt and pepper to taste
3 tablespoons butter
1 cup chicken broth
½ cup cream

       
  Directions:    
   Melt butter in large skillet over medium high heat. Add pork chops and salt and pepper tops of them. Cook until browned, then flip and salt and pepper again. Continue cooking until opposite side is brown.

Pour in chicken broth, reduce heat to medium, and cook until broth is mostly evaporated, about ten minutes.

Once broth has cooked down, remove chops from pan and turn off heat but leave pan on the stove eye. Have a wooden spoon handy and pour the cream into pan. Immediately start stirring and continue until the pan remnants are fully blended in with the cream and cream is warm and thick, just a few minutes.

Serve chops with delicious cream sauce spooned over them.
 
     
       

 

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   Owl Cams   Other Bird Cams     Other Nature Cams   Video Picks of the Week     Inspiration  

 

 

  Barn Owls  
       
  CARRI
   Colorado Avian Research
   and Rehabilitation
   Institute
http://www.carriep.org/
http://www.carriep.org/nest-cams/

The cam is back online with eggs
 
         
  Starr Ranch http://starrranch.org/blog/
Mama sitting on five eggs, hatch due soon
 
         
 

Nicassio Owl Box
Salt and Pepper

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nicasio-owl  
         
  HOP - MAGC Barn Owls http://www.ustream.tv/channel/magc-owls  
         
 

Owlceanside
Mel and Sydney

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/owlceanside  
         
 

Felix Neck Owl Cam
Martha’s Vineyard

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/felix-neck-owl-cam  
         
  The Owl Cam http://www.ustream.tv/owlchannel  
         
 

Barn Owls in
Minden, Nevada

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/barn-owls-in-minden-nevada  
         
 

Port of Stockton
Barn Owl Cams

http://www.portofstockton.com/owl-cams  
         
 

Hosted by Cornell Lab of Ornithology
Located in Texas

http://cams.allaboutbirds.org/channel/42/Barn_Owls/

First Owlet hatching:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MimLJZYHkXY&feature=youtu.be
 
         
  Other Owls  
         
  OwlGuy
   Lake Okeechobee,
     Florida
OwlGuy is now broadcasting again as Mrs. Barred Owl laid her first egg of the season on January 18.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/owlguy
 
           
  Savannah Bird Cam
    @ The Landings
http://landingsbirdcam.com/

https://www.facebook.com/LandingsBirdCam?fref=nf
 
         
  Athena
Eastern Screech Owl
    Houston, Texas
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/mark-s-owl-cam

http://www.facebook.com/groups/AthenaOwlcamFollowers/
 
         
  The Caring Owl
   in South Africa
http://www.thecaringowl.co.za/  
         
 

PPO (Potted Plant Owl)
in South Africa

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pot-Plant-Owl/148721154229

 
         
 

Alessondra’s Owl Cam
in Oklahoma City

http://ustream.tv/okcowlcam

Three owlets:  Java, Malaya and Caspian have all fledged.

Old style chat link: http://www.ustream.tv/channel-room/10626225
 
         
 

Rusty and Iris
in Houston, Minnesota

http://www.internationalowlcenter.org/ourowls/rustyandiris/livecams

 
         
 

Burrowing Owls
Tri-Cities, Washington

http://wdfw.wa.gov/wildwatch/owlcam/video_burrowing2.html  
         
  Project Snow Storm http://www.projectsnowstorm.org/  
         

 

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Puffins
  Shetland Islands Puffins http://www.shetland.org/puffincam/  
         
 

Sea Island, Maine
Puffin Burrow

http://explore.org/live-cams/player/puffin-burrow-cam  
         
 

Sea Island, Maine
Puffin Loafing Ledge

http://explore.org/live-cams/player/puffin-loafing-ledge-cam

These pages also contain links to numerous other nature cams.
 
         
  Eagles  
 

Southwest Florida Eagles

    

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi6DdvVbbi8  
         
 

Black Eagle
South Africa

http://www.africam.com/wildlife/black_eagle_webcam
 
         
 

Decorah Eagles
Decorah, Iowa

http://www.ustream.tv/decoraheagles  
         
 

Berry College Eagle Cam
Mt. Berry, Georgia

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/berry-eagle-cam  
         
    http://www.pixcontroller.com/eagles/index.htm  
         
  Peregrine Falcons  
 

PA Falcon Cam
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

http://www.pacast.com/players/falcon.asp  
         
 

Commerce Tower Peregrines
Kansas City, Missouri

http://mdc.mo.gov/discover-nature/wildlife-cameras/peregrine-falcon-web-camera

Cam not live now but should be returning soon.
 
         
 

Pitt Peregrine Falcon
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

http://www.aviary.org/PF-NestCam1  
         

Gulf Tower Peregrine Falcon
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

http://www.aviary.org/PF-NestCam2
         
 

Emily Falcon Cam
Caloundra, Australia

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/emily-falcon-cam  
         
 

RFalconCam
Rochester, New York

http://rfalconcam.com/rfc-main/  
         
  Talking Birds  
 

Watch the Birdie
Bibi, the African Gray

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Watch-the-Birdie  
         
 

Disco
Talking Parakeet

https://www.youtube.com/user/MsJumpinJude/videos  
         
  Other Birds  
  Hummingbird
   University of Arizona
Marmou (Marilyn) sent this from her new home town in Arizona. This little lady built a nest on the end of a data cable for a future wireless access point.

http://www.pdc.arizona.edu/webcam/ENR2_HummingBird.aspx
 
         
  California Condor
   San Diego Zoo Safari Park
   San Diego, California
http://zoo.sandiegozoo.org/cams/condor-cam  
         
 

KC Zoo Penguin Cam
  Kansas City, MO

http://www.kansascityzoo.org/penguincam
 
         
 

Whidbey Island Back Porch
  Whidbey Island, WA
  Rufous hummingbirds and

  other assorted birds

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/katersch  
         
 

Hellgate Ospreys
Missoula, Montana
Sponsored by Cornell

http://cams.allaboutbirds.org/channel/27/Hellgate_Ospreys/  
         
 

Ostrich Chicks
(Live Again! New Chicks!)

 

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ostrich-egg-cam-live   
         
 

Streaming Bird Cams
List of many cams

http://www.beakspeak.com/  
         
         


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  Pandas  
  San Diego Zoo Pandas

www.sandiegozoo.org (click on live cams)

or

http://www.ustream.tv/sandiegozoo.

 Zoo's blogs: 

http://blognew.sandiegozoo.org/category/animals-and-plants/giant-pandas/

 
         
 

Twin Pandas at
Zoo Atlanta

http://www.zooatlanta.org/1212/panda_cam#ff_s=aDIEl 

 
         
 

Giant Panda Cam
National Zoo
Washington, DC

http://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/webcams/giant-panda.cfm  
         
  Bears  
 

Kansas City Polar Bears
Nikita and Berlin

http://www.kctv5.com/category/244581/nikita-berlin-polar-bear-cam  
         
 

Brown Bears and Salmon
Katmai National Park Alaska
(off season- will return)

http://explore.org/#!/live-cams/player/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls
(lots of other cams at this site, as well)
 
         
 

Black Bears
Ely, Minnesota

http://www.bear.org/website/live-cameras/live-cameras/holly-bears-den-cam-live.html  
         
  Other Animal and Nature Sites  
  Golden Paw-Prints Classic Golden Retrievers
   Oshkosh, Wisconsin
  http://www.ustream.tv/channel/golden-retriever-puppy-cam

Eight—yes, EIGHT!!—new puppies!
 
         
 

San Diego Zoo and Safari Park

http://animals.sandiegozoo.org/  
         
  Wild Earth Safari Cam http://www.ustream.tv/channel/wildearth-safaris  
         
 

The Pet Collective
(many live cams)

http://www.thepetcollective.tv/livestreams/  
         
 

Critter Chat Cams
Multi-Critter Site with Chat

http://critterchatcams.org/

 
         
 

Friends of Felines Rescue Center
Defiance, Ohio

www.ustream.tv/ffrc  
         
 

Little House
Prairie Village, Kansas

http://www.tomnliz.com/Livecam/

 
         
  CC's Page of Links
(scheduled for updating)

http://chatterchopz.com/links/camslinks.htm

 
         
  Other Sites of Interest  
     
  Fascinating Information about the Jeweled City  
  John has talked about the 1915 Panama Pacific International Exposition (PPIE).
Tzunamie found us this link:
 
  http://home.comcast.net/~sgsanders/index.html  
         Mother Owl Takes On Snake—and Wins   
  Ketaki sent this in. She says, "I saw it live when it happened and it was so fast. It's too bad she didn't kill it and feed to the owlets. They could have used the food, and the snake, a rat snake, is non-venomous. But she was intent on protection. They run it in slow motion at the end so you can see her, and the inset window shows the snake coming down from the top."   
  http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/05/150514-owl-snake-video-animals-fight/   
     
  This Bird Song Collection Will Get You In Tune With Nature   
  http://www.ba-bamail.com/content.aspx?emailid=15112  
     
  Help in Identifying Birds  
Try www.whatbird.com It's helps identify lots of birds.
         
   Meet Zeus  
  http://kittensdaily.com/meet-zeus-blind-owl-gorgeous-eyes/  
         
  Some Interesting Information About Someone We All Know Well  
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1511369/  
         
         
  International Space Station Links  
  During a recent broadcast the Dude talked about the websites where one can view the spacestation and the view that the astronauts have. Here are the links:

This one has the map, but no chat.
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

This site has a chat room.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/iss-hdev-payload
 
     



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Baby Alert!

https://rumble.com/v30llb-cute-babies-compilation.html

 

 

Can You Watch Without Grinning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUAnLg-6QvI

 

 

Ring Bearer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhSJRGgFHY0  

 

 

Dog Toy Napper

https://rumble.com/v30ffu-dachshund-pretending-to-be-asleep-to-steal-a-toy.html

 

 

Spider Web Timelapse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WBln5lD42Y

 

 

Caught Red Handed

https://rumble.com/v30bif-when-youve-been-caught-red-handed.html


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A Zen Tale

https://rumble.com/v30mig-carrying-the-burden-a-zen-tale.html

 

 

Man and Grizzly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA17_TvO6vM

 

 

Saving Freedom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiPP2VFoDJo 

 

 

Rescued Horses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvH2_l7FvtA

 

 

Mind-Blowing Magic Magnets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IANBoybVApQ

 

 

Gravity Glue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHrycfR9zXA

 

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  Just for the
Fun of It 
  Fun Animations    Photo of the Week   

Kyle's Jokes of the Week

  Zorro's Word of the Week   

 

 

Owl Krispies

http://blog.book-pal.com/education/love-owls-make-these-8-snacks-for-back-to-school

 

 

Kyle Cookies

http://www.sheknows.com/food-and-recipes/articles/987733/3d-stacked-carrot-cookie-recipe

 

 

Tauntzlets Cookies 

http://www.pillsbury.com/recipes/bunny-butt-cookies/ca4456e2-45c8-43c7-8d65-ebe4f12c6861

 

 

Rocky Cookies

http://heidimix.blogspot.com/2015/08/i-love-these-raccoon-cookies-they-are.html

 

 

Antique Silver Bunny

http://www.justcraftyenough.com/2014/03/project-more-tin-foil-antiquing/

 

 

Chocolate Mice

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/10753/chocolate-mice/

 

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Scratch

 

 

I must go, my people need me

 

 

Smart Kitty 

 

 

 

Future Engineer

 

Not Even the Cat Wants to Watch

 

 

Check Out My Dance Moves

 

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From the Dude

 

 

Here's a couple of photos I took this last week.

One I took as I walked around in San Francisco last week,

and another is from a news story--somebody vandalized

 one of the signs to have it say "Superb Owl" 

 

 

 

 

Sharoot's Caboose

 

Sharoot shares,

"

I have often heard “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”
Now you can see why!

 

 

 


  Kyle's well known among his friends for his "triple groaner" riddles and jokes.
Now he shares them with VacaFamily. Enjoy!
 
     
 
How does the universe hold up its pants?
With an asteroid belt.
 
     
 
Where should a baseball player never wear red?
In the bull pen.
 
     
 
The salesman reported back to his boss after several weeks on the road and said, "All I got was two orders."

"What were they? Anything good?"

"Nope," the salesman replied. "They were 'Get out!' and 'Stay out!"
 
     
  Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Someone told him to get a long little doggy. 
 
  Why do mermaids wear seashells?
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
 
     
  A freshman college student was walking along the beach one day, and stumbled across a very old lamp.

He picked it up a rubbed it, and a genie popped out.

The genie told him he would grant the man three wishes.

"First," the guy began, "I'd like a million dollars."

POOF!

A million dollars was added to his bank account balance, tweeted his bank to his iPhone.

"Second," he continued, "I'd like a Mercedes-Benz convertible."

POOF!

A new Mercedes convertible appeared right in front of him, and the keys were in his hand.

"And your final request?" asked the genie.

"Third," the guy smirked, "I'd like to be irresistible to women."

POOF!

He turned into a box of chocolates.
 
     
     
Upcoming Holidaze!
 

May 29

   End Of the Middle Ages Day

   Learn about Composting Day

   John F. Kennedy’s Birthday (1917)

May 30

   Memorial Day

   My Bucket's Got a Hole in It Day

   Loomis Day

   Wear a Flower Day

May 31

   National Macaroon Day

   Speak in Complete Sentences Day

   World No Tobacco Day

   Save Your Hearing Day

 

June

   Aquarium Month
   Camping Month
   Candy Month
   Dairy Month
   Fight the Filthy Fly Month
   Gay Pride Month
   National Accordion Awareness Month
   National Adopt a Cat Month
   National Fresh Fruit and Vegetables Month
   Rose Month
   Turkey Lovers Month

1st Friday in June - National Doughnut Day
1st Week in June - Fishing Week

June 1
   Dare Day
   National Go Barefoot Day
   Leave the Office Day
   Doughnut Day
   Flip a Coin Day
June 2
  
National Rocky Road Day
   I Love My Dentist Day
   Cancer Survivor Day
   National Bubba Day
June 3
  
Repeat Day
   Egg Day
   Chimborazo Day
June 4
  
Old Maid's Day
   Frozen Yogurt Day
   National Cognac Day
   Applesauce Cake Day
   Hug Your Cat Day
 
       

 

 

 

KVELL

Pronunciation:  \KVEL\

 

verb

 

Definition of KVELL

 

1. to be extraordinarily proud
2. rejoice

 

 

EXAMPLES
  

Critics kvelled over the violinist's triumphant return to the stage

where she had made her debut many years ago.

"My older brother, by two years and nine months, was a loving uncle who absolutely kvelled

over his two nephews and was always asking me when I was next bringing them

 to San Francisco to see him."

— Lincoln Mitchell, The New York Observer, 28 Oct. 2014

 


DID YOU KNOW?
 

 

 

 

We are pleased to inform you that the word kvell is derived from Yiddish kveln, meaning

"to be delighted," which, in turn, comes from the Middle High German word quellen, meaning

"to well, gush, or swell." Yiddish has been a wellspring of creativity for English, giving us such

delightful words as meister ("one who is knowledgeable about something"), maven ("expert"),

and shtick ("one's special activity"), just to name a few. The date for the appearance of kvell in the

English language is tricky to pinpoint exactly. The earliest known printed evidence for the word in

 an English source is found in a 1952 handbook of Jewish words and expressions,

but actual usage evidence before that date remains unseen.

 

 

 

 

 

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VacaShopping for the Holidays

A NEW VacaShopping Site!!!

Vaca is now posting new items to Zazzle!

His new store is at:  www.zazzle.com/Vacadude

The first item available is a note card or greeting card with an all new

Vaca drawing on the front.

Check it out at:

http://www.zazzle.com/owl_igloo_holiday_card-137686885203006237

 

 

Don't you need some new decorations for Valentine's Day?

Just think of all the VacaDude gifts!

Check them all out at VacaDude's CafePress store! Support our beloved artist/broadcaster/friend!

http://www.cafepress.com/vacadude

Don't Forget the Dude's Spoonflower Page, too!

His fabrics would be great for summer outfits!!

http://www.spoonflower.com/profiles/vacadude

MollyTheOwlBooks

Eric has discontinued the sales of all his books and merchandise.

  The Molly Fans Cookbook was also offered through this website, so if you didn't get a copy

 of that and want one, let DotRot know and she'll do what she can to make it available to you.