Newsletter October 12, 2014

Quick recap – Keep in mind that I am a half full person, not half empty, so I share the following with you as friend and family so you can enjoy that there is never a dull moment in my life.

I had a big to do list I wanted to work through this summer since I was going to be out of work, and I was going to be a woman of leisure. There were yard projects and house projects and some little day trips to take. I have a pinched sciatic nerve from a disc that slipped years ago that I wanted to take care of. You get the idea.

It all went by the wayside when my mammogram, now done digitally, was the basis for a diagnosis of Stage Zero Breast Cancer. After over a dozen medical appointments, tests, biopsy, consultations, etc. The first lumpectomy was done July 21. Then the surgeon decided to take a bit more out, which was done Sept 5th and he told me everything came back clean, nonthing had spread, the one lymph node taken out for study showed no cancer. No chemotherapy is called for.

Next step, and I believe I am up to appointment 20 by now, was consulting with an oncologist who is deciding on a course of radiation. He said the type of cancer I had has a 5 percent chance of coming back if I have radiation and 30-50% if I do not. Basically he plans on about six weeks of radiation, five days a week. Those of you that know the San Diego area, I live just west of Alpine and the place for radiation is up in the Rancho Bernardo / Penasquitos area, approx one hour away. He said the actual office time, including prep and treatment, will be about an hour. So about 3 hours each day.

Since I teach on Tuesday and Thursday mornings, I asked that the time be scheduled so I can go after the morning class, go home, take a nap and go back to the evening class.

All prayers are welcome. There are people in much worse shape than me. My situation mostly involves lots and lots of appointments, so a time thing. No chemotherapy, no pain, good prognosis.

But I did want you folks to know.

Keep me in your prayers… and if you know any good restaurants or shops I should make a point of visiting in the Rancho Bernardo / Penasquitos area that I might not know about, let me know.

Your rodential pal Zorro here. GO GIANTS!! We have been having fun around here watching the baseball. I like baseball, but I also like the snacks that go with it. The Dude sometimes makes his bean dip, and it has lots of yummy Velveeta in it. MMMMmmmmmmm...

The other day I helped the Dude with his observing the lunar eclipse. He let me look through the telescope, and I think I can say with authority that the moon is NOT made of cheese. It certainly didn't look like any cheese I have had the pleasure to consume. I need to write a note to the cousins back in southern California, but I need to figure out a way to break the news to them gently. I think some of them are still holding-out hope for the lunar cheese connection.

If only cows weren't such good jumpers.

(You know, because of earlier reports of all the cows that jumped over the moon. If they had only been a little less good at it, they might have landed ON the moon instead of jumping clear OVER it. If that were the case, then we could just send a few machines up there and open a dairy with all the stranded bovines. Too bad hay doesn't grow very well in lunar regolith.)

Well, I hope you all have a great weekend, and I'll see y'all next Sunday!

			Chatter News
	A Note from the Dude		Chatter News		Prayer Requests		Vaca Blog

	Sharoot	Sharoot's featured pictures can be found at the end of each newsletter, under Photos of the Week. She says that since they are located at the end, then "Sharoot's the Caboose!" Sharoot and her hubby visited Orlando Wetlands Park and took lots of pictures. Another of these are featured today. We look forward to many more over the upcoming weeks.

	ChatterChopz	To celebrate her birthday, CC again hosted a party for all the little ones in her life. This year she took them to the zoo. Two of the littlest had never been there before and it was great fun to see their awe and wonderment as they explored. Even though we didn't have time to see all the animals we did get to see some of the biggest, some of the smallest and some of the most beautiful. More pictures are now available on our website (http://chatterchopz.com).
		Berlin, the polar bear—The largest animal we saw this time


		A Little Green Guy (BugGirl says he's a flatid planthopper) Almost the smallest we saw this time


		A Trumpeter Swan—Isn't he beautiful?


	*Elsalynda*	Elsalynda's latest column entitled Nature in the City: Enjoying Late September Wildlife in Waltham, is available online here: http://waltham.wickedlocal.com/article/20140930/NEWS/141009963

	We'd love to include more news of VacaChatters. If you have something you'd like to share (something about you or your family) or if you know of exciting news about another chatter that they're just too shy to share, please send it to us! (We won’t run it without that chatter’s permission, however.)

	*KSBorn*	KSBorn was in regression for lymphoma and breast cancer. It has since returned and she's going for Chemo now. She and her doctors are attacking it vigorously and she needs our prayers. She needs our prayers for healing, for the Lord to guide her doctors, and for the peace and strength as she undergoes the treatment.

	*VacaDude and his cousin, Kevin*	Keep VacaDude's cousin, Kevin in your prayers as he battles cancer.

	*BugGirl*	BugGirl is recovering well. She's still not allowed to drive, though.

	*Marilyn Crabb*	We received this message this week from a long-time Molly watcher: I don't join the online chats but I read the newsletter and was a Molly watcher from the beginning. Last week, I was diagnosed with stage 2B (or greater) breast cancer and am undergoing lots of further tests and will begin chemotherapy on Tuesday. Please add me to the prayer list. UPDATE: Thank you for your prayers. I'm doing really well after my first chemotherapy treatment. One week down - nineteen to go. Then surgery and radiation. I have more tests scheduled to see if the cancer has spread beyond my armpit but so far it does not look like it has. My screen name was/is MarilynLA on UStream. (Marilyn from Los Angeles)

	*Littleguys*	UPDATE: The latest news from Littleguys: Quick recap – Keep in mind that I am a half full person, not half empty, so I share the following with you as friend and family so you can enjoy that there is never a dull moment in my life. I had a big to do list I wanted to work through this summer since I was going to be out of work, and I was going to be a woman of leisure. There were yard projects and house projects and some little day trips to take. I have a pinched sciatic nerve from a disc that slipped years ago that I wanted to take care of. You get the idea. It all went by the wayside when my mammogram, now done digitally, was the basis for a diagnosis of Stage Zero Breast Cancer. After over a dozen medical appointments, tests, biopsy, consultations, etc. The first lumpectomy was done July 21. Then the surgeon decided to take a bit more out, which was done Sept 5th and he told me everything came back clean, nonthing had spread, the one lymph node taken out for study showed no cancer. No chemotherapy is called for. Next step, and I believe I am up to appointment 20 by now, was consulting with an oncologist who is deciding on a course of radiation. He said the type of cancer I had has a 5 percent chance of coming back if I have radiation and 30-50% if I do not. Basically he plans on about six weeks of radiation, five days a week. Those of you that know the San Diego area, I live just west of Alpine and the place for radiation is up in the Rancho Bernardo / Penasquitos area, approx one hour away. He said the actual office time, including prep and treatment, will be about an hour. So about 3 hours each day. Since I teach on Tuesday and Thursday mornings, I asked that the time be scheduled so I can go after the morning class, go home, take a nap and go back to the evening class. All prayers are welcome. There are people in much worse shape than me. My situation mostly involves lots and lots of appointments, so a time thing. No chemotherapy, no pain, good prognosis. But I did want you folks to know. Keep me in your prayers… and if you know any good restaurants or shops I should make a point of visiting in the Rancho Bernardo / Penasquitos area that I might not know about, let me know.

	*Caboval*	Caboval is in need of our prayers for her dog, Joey. You can read more about Joey and his struggles here: http://gfwd.at/1n8NU0h.

		UPDATE on Joey! Caboval writes: “Joey is in remission but the chemo almost killed him. He was in liver failure and the Dr gave him a 50/50 chance to live. He made it through that and we have had 3 really good weeks. He was so happy and acting like a puppy, but now he is starting to not eat again and he vomited today so I don't know… It's a rollercoaster. I have a feeling he is having liver issues again. I do really need those prayers!!!”

	*Elsalynda*	We got this message from elsa last week: Hi all, Thanks for all your prayers. This computer is so hard to type on. I dislike it but will have to use it for now. I saw the MGH sleep specialist today for consult and got some scary news. My apnea is severe and REM behavior disorder is rare and correlated with parkinson's disease. There is not much treatment available for the REM but I will try what there is. Please pray for me again. I am worried. Your elsalynda

	*GentleDoe*	It was great to see GentleDoe in chat. Here is the latest update from her: Dad: My sister has taken him out of the assistive living complex she had put him in. He is now in her home receiving hospice care. My sister is not contacting us or answering my mother's calls so we are only receiving second-hand updates from an aunt. As of last weekend, August 23rd - 25th, my father had a urinary tract infection. There was problems with his medication. They did not get his depression medication ordered before the weekend so he was without his medication the weekend of the 23rd - 25th. Also, since he left the assistive living home, he has been overdosed on his seizure medication. As of last week he still had the UTI & was not lucid. My aunt could not get him to understand who she was on the phone & he kept referring to my sister has his wife. My mother does not know this yet. Mom: She has been doing better with her medication with the latest change of a reduction in her blood pressure medication. Her cardiologist has recommended water aerobics which we are looking into. The lack of communication with my father has her very upset & depressed. Me: I've had some health issues since last Wednesday. My doctor is away until after the Labor day holiday. I'm still experiencing a good bit of pain as well. I'm trying to take care of mom, birds, bunnies & all of the various issues with my father/sister situation. It is so sad that my sister now has complete control over my father & everything in his name. My mother nor I have been able to speak to my father in over two weeks now. I'm concerned that if the lawyer does not get moving that we may not get to spend any time with him or give him our love before he passes. I do not know his medical condition, other than what is told second-hand to me or my mother! Friday, AT&T cut off my mother's phone service. We were told it was an order that the phone service was moving out of the area. I spent several hours Friday evening trying to get it straightened out with AT&T & was told it would be back on within 2 to 4 hours at 8 PM. Saturday morning still no service, called again spent from 9:30 am until after 12:30 PM when we were cut off without it being resolved. Called back & got another customer service person who was no help & could not get a supervisor. Had to rest for a bit & did not get anyone before AT&T was closed for the long Labor day weekend. My phone service has also gotten messed up with AT&T. I had my phone service moved to my mother's since I am now staying with her for now. They installed the Uverse internet & phone service but did not disconnect my home line at my house. Still haven't found out about what is happening with my AT&T cell phone. I may totally stop my AT&T phone services if I can't get this straightened out. Please keep my family in prayer especially that things can be resolved so that my mother & I can have contact with my dad as well as the other issues over my dad's POA (my father put my mother as the person on his POA but somehow my sister has taken over), my mother's health, & me with my health issues, surgery may be in the near future. My big prayer request is that my mother & I get to spend time with my father before we lose him, mentally or physically. Hope to see everyone in chat.

	Shari in Memphis	UPDATE!!! Just received this from Shari: "So kind of you to keep prayers going for me. I was hospitalized in November for an event (that just yesterday my doc said was severe enough that it could have killed me) and have pretty much been sick ever since. I'm trying to be patient as doc said it would take 6 months to a year, to fully recover."
	Shari in Memphis


	Thank you for your prayers and good thoughts for owl our wonderful VacaFamily members! If you have any prayer requests, updates or news of answered prayers, please let us know. Email us with the information so it can be included in the next newsletter.

	A Message from Zorro		StoryTime News		StoryTime Archives
							Recipe of the Week


	*Next StoryTime*	Sunday, October 19 3:00 PM PDT/6:00 PM EDT

	*Title*	*Tauntz and the Intruders!*

	*Invitation*	We need story writers! Please consider dropping in and checking out the fun we have writing the stories. Honestly, it's not at all difficult to join in and you'll surely be glad you did.
	*Invitation*

Owl Cookies

Yarn-Wrapped Owl Frame

http://www.allfreekidscrafts.com/Kids-Decorative-Crafts/Yarn-Wrapped-Owl-Picture-Frame-from-Lion-Brand

Burned Glue Owl

	Hello Vriends,
	A happy Sunday to you all! Sorry to keep postponing, but I'm afraid I'm having to push the chat back another week. However, I have checked and checked and I am certain that Sunday the 19th is clear, that all the stars have aligned, and all that. So Let's say October the 19th is the next chat, Storytime, and all that. Speaking of stars aligning, did anyone else see the lunar eclipse the other night? We had perfectly clear skies that morning, so I had a marvelous view. I even got some decent photos, despite the fact that my telescope is still in pieces. One thing that the other night did for me is to fill me with a resolve to get my telescope back together and better than ever--so I'm working on a design for a new mount system that I think will get me back in business. I want to be able to track the stars with a motor drive, and see what kind of photos I can get with the DSLR camera! It has been an exciting week for baseball--that's for sure! Right now the Giants and Cardinals are competing for the chance to play in the World Series, and the Giants won the first game of that championship last night. Then the Kansas City Royals have won the first two games of their championship, so things are really exciting for those of us rooting on our teams. We'll just see how it goes! My project for YouTube that I was working on last week is in a bit of limbo right now. I am trying to track some people down today to see what is going on. There was all that activity last weekend and into the early part of the week, but I have gotten nothing but radio silence since then. That always makes me nervous... I just saw an ad for an online course in writing apps for the iPhone, and it looks like a pretty good deal. Methinks it might be time to start returning to my programming roots. Broadcast video is getting kinda skeeeery. Though the video work can sometimes still be rewarding. The little film I worked on a couple of years ago ("Tricky Bidness") had its first European screening last Friday. My work has been viewed by an audience in Aberdeen, Scotland! Just knowing that kind of makes me smile inside. And it has been picked up for another festival--this one in Nevada City. I might like to try to attend that one. It is rather lovely up there, and I might want to try to see the area again before it all gets destroyed by fire. :( Well, the work awaits--and it's not getting itself done. So I hope everyone has a good week coming up, and we'll see you on the 19th!!
	Cheers, VacaDude

	Check out VacaDude's blog! Don't forget to send VacaDude your comments to let him know how much you appreciate him, his time & his talent!
	http://vacadude.wordpress.com/

	Hello there, Everbuddy!
	Your rodential pal Zorro here. GO GIANTS!! We have been having fun around here watching the baseball. I like baseball, but I also like the snacks that go with it. The Dude sometimes makes his bean dip, and it has lots of yummy Velveeta in it. MMMMmmmmmmm... The other day I helped the Dude with his observing the lunar eclipse. He let me look through the telescope, and I think I can say with authority that the moon is NOT made of cheese. It certainly didn't look like any cheese I have had the pleasure to consume. I need to write a note to the cousins back in southern California, but I need to figure out a way to break the news to them gently. I think some of them are still holding-out hope for the lunar cheese connection. If only cows weren't such good jumpers. (You know, because of earlier reports of all the cows that jumped over the moon. If they had only been a little less good at it, they might have landed ON the moon instead of jumping clear OVER it. If that were the case, then we could just send a few machines up there and open a dairy with all the stranded bovines. Too bad hay doesn't grow very well in lunar regolith.) Well, I hope you all have a great weekend, and I'll see y'all next Sunday!
	Yours Most Whiskerly, Zorro

	Roasted Pineapple with Honey and Pistachios
	Ingredients
	½ cup (packed) dark brown sugar ½ cup orange juice 3 tablespoons honey 1 medium ripe pineapple, peeled, cored, cut lengthwise into 8 wedges ¼ cup crème fraîche or yogurt 1/3 cup natural unsalted pistachios, coarsely chopped 2 tablespoons torn fresh mint leaves

	Directions
	Preheat oven to 450°F. Line a large rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper. Stir first 3 ingredients in a large bowl until sugar dissolves. Add pineapple; toss to coat. Let marinate, tossing occasionally, for 10 minutes. Place pineapple, one flat side down, on prepared sheet; reserve marinade. Roast pineapple for 15 minutes. Turn, brush with marinade, and roast until tender and caramelized, 10-15 minutes. Drizzle remaining marinade over; let cool slightly. Divide pineapple among plates. Spoon crème fraîche alongside. Garnish with nuts and mint.


	Red Velvet Pancakes two versions—one a simpler "cheaters" version—plus two toppings
	Did you know that the red color in Red Velvet Cakes (or Pancakes in this case) used to come from the reaction between the white vinegar and buttermilk with the cocoa powder? Yup, it didn’t involve loads of red food coloring. Shocking!
	Ingredients:
	Version 1: 1½ cups all-purpose flour ¼ cup powdered sugar (plus more for garnish) 1 tablespoon granulated sugar ¾ teaspoon baking powder ¼ tsp baking soda 1½ tablespoon cocoa powder ½ teaspoon salt 2 eggs 6 ounces buttermilk 2 ounces milk 1 teaspoon vanilla extract ½ tablespoon white vinegar 2 teaspoons red food coloring 2 tablespoon unsalted butter, melted (plus more to grease griddle)
	Directions:
	In a medium bowl, combine the dry ingredients (flour, powdered sugar, granulated sugar, baking powder, baking soda, cocoa powder, and salt.) Mix well. In a separate bowl, combine the liquid ingredients (eggs, buttermilk, milk, vanilla, vinegar, food coloring, and melted butter). Mix well. Carefully pour 1/2 of the liquid mixture into the dry ingredients and stir until combined. Repeat with remaining liquid mixture. (Do not overbeat the batter. Instead, mix until smooth and just combined.) Heat a griddle on medium heat. Grease griddle with butter. Pour 1/4 cup of batter into center of griddle. Once numerous bubbles appear in the top of the pancake batter (2-3 minutes), flip the pancake and continue cooking for 1-2 minutes more. Hold pancakes in a 200°F oven until all pancakes are cooked and ready to serve. Garnish stack of pancakes with either of the two syrups below, a sprinkle of powdered sugar, and some blueberries.

	Red Velvet Pancakes (Cheater's Version)
	Ingredients:
	2 cups buttermilk baking mix (Bisquick™) mix 1 cup milk 2 eggs 2 tablespoons unsweetened baking cocoa 2 tablespoons powdered sugar Red food color
	Directions:
	Mix Bisquick mix, milk and eggs as directed on box for pancakes, adding baking cocoa and powdered sugar. Add food color to desired color. Use batter to make pancakes as directed on box.

	Coconut Syrup
	Ingredients:
	1 cup powdered sugar 1 tablespoon coconut cream 2 to 3 tablespoons milk
	Directions:
	Mix all ingredients for syrup until lumps are gone.

	Cream Cheese Syrup
	Ingredients:
	4 ounces cream cheese, softened 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened 3 tablespoons milk 1 cup powdered sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
	Directions:
	In a medium bowl, cream together the cream cheese and butter. Add milk, vanilla, and powdered sugar and stir until well combined. Add more milk, as needed, to achieve desired consistency.

	Owl Cams				Other Nature Cams		Video Picks of the Week		Inspiration
			Other Bird Cams

Barn Owls
	Nicassio Owl Box Salt and Pepper	http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nicasio-owl

	HOP - MAGC Barn Owls	http://www.ustream.tv/channel/magc-owls

	Owlceanside Mel and Sydney	http://www.ustream.tv/channel/owlceanside

	Felix Neck Owl Cam Martha’s Vineyard	http://www.ustream.tv/channel/felix-neck-owl-cam

	The Owl Cam	http://www.ustream.tv/owlchannel

	Barn Owls in Minden, Nevada	http://www.ustream.tv/channel/barn-owls-in-minden-nevada

	Port of Stockton Barn Owl Cams	http://www.portofstockton.com/owl-cams

	Hosted by Cornell Lab of Ornithology Located in Texas	http://cams.allaboutbirds.org/channel/42/Barn_Owls/

Other Owls


	The Caring Owl in South Africa	http://www.thecaringowl.co.za/

	PPO (Potted Plant Owl) in South Africa	https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pot-Plant-Owl/148721154229

	Alessondra’s Owl Cam in Oklahoma City	http://ustream.tv/okcowlcam The three owlets have fledged.

	Rusty and Iris in Houston, Minnesota	http://www.internationalowlcenter.org/ourowls/rustyandiris/livecams

	Burrowing Owls Tri-Cities, Washington	http://wdfw.wa.gov/wildwatch/owlcam/video_burrowing2.html

	Project Snow Storm	http://www.projectsnowstorm.org/

Puffins
	Shetland Islands Puffins	http://www.shetland.org/puffincam/

	Sea Island, Maine Puffin Burrow	http://explore.org/live-cams/player/puffin-burrow-cam

	Sea Island, Maine Puffin Loafing Ledge	http://explore.org/live-cams/player/puffin-loafing-ledge-cam These pages also contain links to numerous other nature cams.

Eagles
	Black Eagle South Africa		http://www.africam.com/wildlife/black_eagle_webcam The first egg hatched on June 6!.

	Decorah Eagles Decorah, Iowa	http://www.ustream.tv/decoraheagles

	Berry College Eagle Cam Mt. Berry, Georgia	http://www.ustream.tv/channel/berry-eagle-cam

		http://www.pixcontroller.com/eagles/index.htm

Peregrine Falcons
	PA Falcon Cam Harrisburg, Pennsylvania	http://www.pacast.com/players/falcon.asp

	Commerce Tower Peregrines Kansas City, Missouri	http://mdc.mo.gov/discover-nature/wildlife-cameras/peregrine-falcon-web-camera Cam not live now but should be returning soon.

	Pitt Peregrine Falcon Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania	http://www.aviary.org/PF-NestCam1

	Gulf Tower Peregrine Falcon Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania	http://www.aviary.org/PF-NestCam2

	Emily Falcon Cam Caloundra, Australia	http://www.ustream.tv/channel/emily-falcon-cam

	RFalconCam Rochester, New York	http://rfalconcam.com/rfc-main/

Talking Birds
	Watch the Birdie Bibi, the African Gray	http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Watch-the-Birdie

	Disco Talking Parakeet	https://www.youtube.com/user/MsJumpinJude/videos

Other Birds

	California Condor San Diego Zoo Safari Park San Diego, California	http://zoo.sandiegozoo.org/cams/condor-cam

	KC Zoo Penguin Cam Kansas City, MO	http://www.kansascityzoo.org/penguincam

	Whidbey Island Back Porch Whidbey Island, WA Rufous hummingbirds and other assorted birds	http://www.ustream.tv/channel/katersch

	Hellgate Ospreys Missoula, Montana Sponsored by Cornell	http://cams.allaboutbirds.org/channel/27/Hellgate_Ospreys/

	Ostrich Chicks (Live Again! New Chicks!)		http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ostrich-egg-cam-live

	Streaming Bird Cams List of many cams	http://www.beakspeak.com/

Pandas
	San Diego Zoo Pandas	www.sandiegozoo.org (click on live cams) or http://www.ustream.tv/sandiegozoo. Zoo's blogs: http://blognew.sandiegozoo.org/category/animals-and-plants/giant-pandas/

	Twin Pandas at Zoo Atlanta	http://www.zooatlanta.org/1212/panda_cam#ff_s=aDIEl

	Giant Panda Cam National Zoo Washington, DC	http://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/webcams/giant-panda.cfm

Bears
	Kansas City Polar Bears Nikita and Berlin	http://www.kctv5.com/category/244581/nikita-berlin-polar-bear-cam

	Brown Bears and Salmon Katmai National Park Alaska (off season- will return)	http://explore.org/#!/live-cams/player/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls (lots of other cams at this site, as well)

	Black Bears Ely, Minnesota	http://www.bear.org/website/live-cameras/live-cameras/holly-bears-den-cam-live.html

Other Animal and Nature Sites
	Golden Paw-Prints Classic Golden Retrievers Oshkosh, Wisconsin		http://www.ustream.tv/channel/golden-retriever-puppy-cam EIGHT beautiful puppies!

	San Diego Zoo and Safari Park	http://animals.sandiegozoo.org/

	The Pet Collective (many live cams)	http://www.thepetcollective.tv/livestreams/

	Critter Chat Cams Multi-Critter Site with Chat	http://critterchatcams.org/

	Friends of Felines Rescue Center Defiance, Ohio	www.ustream.tv/ffrc

	Little House Prairie Village, Kansas	http://www.tomnliz.com/Livecam/

	CC's Page of Links (scheduled for updating)	http://chatterchopz.com/links/camslinks.htm

Other Sites of Interest

International Space Station Links
During a recent broadcast the Dude talked about the websites where one can view the spacestation and the view that the astronauts have. Here are the links: This one has the map, but no chat. http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/ This site has a chat room. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/iss-hdev-payload

An Old Kansas City Owl
The Junction at the intersection of Ninth, Delaware and Main Streets of Kansas City, MO in the spring of 1906. None of these buildings exist today.

			Fun Animations and Pictures		Photos of the Week				Zorro's Word of the Week
	Just for the Fun of It						Kyle's Jokes of the Week

	Kyle's well known among his friends for his "triple groaner" riddles and jokes. Now he shares them with VacaFamily. Enjoy!


	What is a shotgun wedding? A case of wife or death.

	What do you call 5 Siths piled on top of a light saber? Sith-Kabob

	"I used to hunt grizzly bears with a club." "I don't believe that." "Why not?" "Because it's too dangerous, hunting grizzly bears with a club." "Well, I don't do it anymore, anyway." "Why not?" "The membership fees got too high."

	Why did the carrot get embarrassed? Because it saw the chick pea!